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<title>John&#x27;s place in Denmark</title>
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<description>Welcome to my page. I am an Englishman living in Denmark. You can find me on Skype, &#x22; stormlizard-one &#x22; </description>
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<title>YouTube - 1988 Paul Hunt gymnastics comedy beam routine</title>
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<title>Great Italian Motorcycle Display</title>
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<title>My Beautiful America</title>
<description>The 50 States</description>
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<title>Ladybird Beetles - FAMILY COCCINELLIDAE</title>
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<title>Phoenix Mars lander photos</title>
<description>The topographical shots in particular are</description>
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<title>YouTube - Sesame Street - The Ladybugs&#x27; Picnic</title>
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<title>Ecclesiastes 3</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jun 2008 20:15:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The danger of pesticides</title>
<description>Our environment is very fragile. This file was found online, it is based upon one town in Georgia USA but could easily be your own area. Take care.</description>
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<title>Kim Komando&#x27;s Video of the Day - Search and Browse Videos at Komando.com</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 16:52:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The biggest dogs on Earth</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:22:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mercedes Benz Museum</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:52:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tax return time</title>
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<title>YouTube - Swan Lake @ Wetten dass ?  2008-01-26</title>
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<title>Easter Monday at 17.45 PM CET</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:52:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>At work with Dilbert</title>
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<title>NEWS, NEWS, NEWS</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 7 Mar 2008 17:51:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Music+EEC+rules+on+file+sharing.</title>
<description>For those who don&#x27;t mind heavy</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 1 Mar 2008 14:51:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>P2P File sharing EEC</title>
<description>See items 3 - 4 -</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 1 Mar 2008 14:44:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>LegalTalkNetwork: You have been blocked</title>
<description>More on Music</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:53:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Recording Industry vs. The People</title>
<description>Food for the current discussions, complaints etc. which many are blogging about among</description>
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